Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Today in kindergarten...

HEY KIDS! Let's practice writing on our whiteboards! Copy this sentence:





Monday, October 4, 2010

Louder, Please

Why is it that when during a normal classroom session, you have to ask students to keep their voices down repeatedly, but when asking kids to read aloud in class, they suddenly cannot speak higher than a marble-sized gerbil?

Normally I am talking and I hear OMG LIKE TOTALLY JUSTIN BIEBER OMG I GOT A NEW CELL PHONE TOTALLY TEXT ME YOUR NUMBER OMG

but when I ask them to read, when I WANT to hear them, it becomes

Charles looked up into the....sky, seeing the vats, I mean, vast clouds and birds...... flying..... overhead. He was amazed at........ what he saw.

And I will say "Louder please. Nice clear voices." LISTEN YOU TURDS, I KNOW YOU CAN READ LOUDLY CAUSE YOU CAN'T BE QUIET ANY OTHER TIME. QUIT YER MUMBLING.