The little boy asked what happened, and I paused for a second.
What I say to a child: "Well, I was not making good choices and I put my finger in his cage."
What I would say to an adult: "I was being a dumbass and wanted to see how hard it could bite. And yeah, it bites HARD. I almost shattered a knuckle. Luckily his beak had just been filed. Seriously though, totally stupid and I was sober, which makes it even worse."
"You need to keep your hands to yourself."
"That was not a good choice."
"I can't seem to find it"
"That was an interesting experience."