It's great that I'm applying to a school and the only thing on my mind is what I would wear. Priorities, I
I should walk into the interview and say the following:
Hello, Hebrew school. I know a lot about Judaism, probably more than the average Gentile, and I love learning about it. I studied a lot of Jewish history in college. I love challah bread. I can say the first part of the Shema in (heavily accented) Hebrew. When I was at UCLA I was constantly asked to join the Jewish Student Union. My orthodox friend Yael named me an honorary Jew. And I hate pork.
Hire me Hebrew school, plz?