If I was made into one of those dolls that you pull a string and it talks, this is what it would say:
“Don’t touch him”
"Yes, I am the sub."
“Put it away”
“Please sit down”
"I need to see quiet mouths and quiet hands!" (only to lower than 4th grade)
“If I find out who did that, they are going to be in serious trouble. Serious. [pause for dramatic effect] Trouble.”
“Too much talking. Let’s pretend nobody in this class is friends. Stop talking to each other.”
“If I find out who threw that, they are going to be in SERIOUS. TROUBLE.
SERIOUS. [glare at suspected perp] TROUBLE. [attempt to shoot lasers out of your eyes]
There is never enough E in the world.