Friday, April 2, 2010

Miss P's Most Commonly Used Phrases

If I was made into one of those dolls that you pull a string and it talks, this is what it would say:


“Don’t touch him”

"Yes, I am the sub."

“Put it away”


“Please sit down”

"I need to see quiet mouths and quiet hands!" (only to lower than 4th grade)

“If I find out who did that, they are going to be in serious trouble. Serious. [pause for dramatic effect] Trouble.”

“Too much talking. Let’s pretend nobody in this class is friends. Stop talking to each other.”

“If I find out who threw that, they are going to be in SERIOUS. TROUBLE.
SERIOUS. [glare at suspected perp] TROUBLE. [attempt to shoot lasers out of your eyes]

There is never enough E in the world.


  1. Cell phones, ipods, keys, toys, flashlights, chips, paper planes, makeup, nail polish, tech decks, scissors, lollipops, brush, sunglasses indoors, lotion, leaves....

    This is off the top of my head. :P

  2. What good would a flashlight be in a classroom?