Today a 3rd grader wandered into class before the bell rang and looked at me. Cute, chubby cheeks, glasses and a Hannah Montana shirt.
"Are you the sub?"
"Yes, I am."
She looked me up and down and said "You're skinny."
I laughed and said "Um...yeah, I guess I am?"
I half expected her to pinch my collarbone like my mom and say "EAT! YA LOOK THIN!"